W. C. Fields Quotes

W. C. Fields (American - Comedian)

 

January 29, 1880 - December 25, 1946

 

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It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.

 

 

 

I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.

 

 

 

It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.

 

 

 

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

 

 

 

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.

 

 

 

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

 

 

 

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.

 

 

 

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

 

 

 

No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.

 

 

 

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.